Thursday, March 24, 2011

So, Dolphin Rape?

Aren't dolphins adorable? So cute, happy and sweet. They are truly the most majestic creature that will ever rape you....

What, you didn't know that an average of 14 people a year are raped by a dolphin, cause they are!!
Go here, I'll wait...Bad

Did you go?

HOW FLIPPING TERRIFYING IS THAT??!!?

Wait wait, go here!!! It gets worse

Now, wrap your mind around the fact that a dolphin will not only rape you, they will wrap their freakish penis around you and carry you back to their dolphin rape cave!! Dolphin. Rape. Cave.

Think about this and go watch old episodes of Flipper and tell me you're not disturbed.

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, (at raping you)
No-one you see, is smarter than he,(at raping you)
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder
(where he rapes you)
Flying there-under, under the sea!
(while raping you)
Everyone loves the king of the sea (
or he'll rape them)
Ever so kind and gentle is he
(when he's not raping you)
Tricks he will do when children appear (
tricks like rape)
And how they laugh when he's near (out of fear)
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning
(at raping you)
No-one you see, is smarter than he (
at raping you)
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder
(where he rapes you)
Flying there-under, under the sea
(while rapes you)


Have you ever seen those old SNL Landshark skits with Chevy Chase? Lets consider the possibility of Land-dolphins, those things will make you beg for the Landshark to come save your butt....

Wait!! What if that's WHY dolphins are raping people in the water? Trying to impregnate innocent swimmers with their mutant spawn in hopes of creating LAND-DOLPHINS!!

Soon dolphins will be boarding planes to come rape you...no one will be safe!!

I love candy grams too!!


                                      

1 comments:

Unknown said...

badass, flipper the dophin rapist in google and BOOM this pops up. well written, well read

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